Two guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sеx when you filled your tank. They pumped their gas and went to pay the male attendant.
“I’m thinking of a number between one and ten,” he said. “If you guess right, you win free sеx.”
“Okay,” agreed one of the guys, “I guess seven.”
“Sorry, I was thinking of eight,” replied the attendant.
The next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendant told them to pick a number.
“Two!” said the second guy.
“Sorry, it’s three, said the attendant. “Come back and try again.”
As they walked out to their car, one guy said to the other, “I think this contest is rigged.”
“No way,” said his buddy. “My wife won twice last week.”
A rabbi ends up seated next to the pope on a long plane ride back to Rome.
After a while, the Pope leans over and says “Rabbi, something about your religion has always puzzled me - those dietary restrictions. Tell the truth, have you ever eaten pork?”
The rabbi, somewhat sheepishly says “Well, yes in truth, I have.”
Later, the rabbi turns to the Pope and says “Tell me, Your Holiness - I’ve also been somewhat confused about some aspects of Catholicism. Have you ever had sеx?”
The Pope, also sheepishly says, “Well, yes in fact, I have.”
The rabbi, conspiratorially says “It’s better than pork, isn’t it?