A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sеx in quite sometime. She was afraid that there might be something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sеx therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sеx therapist, so she did.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, “OK, take off all you crose.”
The woman did as she was told.
Now, get down and craw reery reery fass to odder side of room.”
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, “OK, now craw reery reery fass back to me.”
So she did.
Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, “Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, dat why you not
Haf sеx or dates.” Confused, the woman asked, “Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what
Is Ed Zachary disease?”
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eyes and replied, “Ed Zachary disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your аss.”
An annoyingly self-righteous man went to the doctor for a check-up. He said, “I feel terrible. Please examine me and tell me what’s wrong with me.”
“Let’s begin with a few questions,” said the doctor, “do you drink much?”
“Alcohol?” said the man. “I’m a teetotaler. Never touch a drop.”
“How about smoking?” asked the doctor.
“Never,” replied the man. “Tobacco is bad and I have strong principles against it.”
“Well, uh.” asked the doctor, “do you have much sеx life?”
“Oh, no,” said the man. “Sеx is sin. I’m in bed by 10:30 every night…always have been.”
The doctor paused, looked at the man hard, and asked, “Well, do you have pains in your head?”
“Yes,” said the man. “I have terrible pains in my head.”
“O. K.,” said the doctor. “That’s your trouble. Your halo is on too tight!!