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Q: What is a stoner's favorite dream?
A: Getting so high he can eat a star.

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Q: How do sharks get high?
A: reefer

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Q: How did the pothead burn his ear?
A: He answered the phone while ironing his clothes

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Q: What cartoon does Mary Jane watch?
A: The Power Рuff Рuff Pass Girls

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Q: What do you call the dude that brings shrooms to a party?
A: A fungi

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Q: Did you hear about the stoners who were planning to rob the medical marijuana shop?
A: First they had to case the joint.

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Q: What do you call a cartoon about smoking trees?
A: George of the Junkies.

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Q: What is 421 also known as?
A: National drug test day.

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Q: Did you hear about the guitar that got baked?
A: It was highly strung.

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Q. How do you get an one-armed hippie out of a tree?
A: Hold out a joint!

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Q: What do you call someone who smokes the Forest of Feelings?
A: I Don't Care Bears.

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Q: What do stoners put on their spaghetti?
A: Legalized Marinara.

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Q: How do stoners go hunting?
A: With high powered rifles.

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Q: What do you call a fly on marijuana?
A: A High Flyer.

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I never realized so many Muslims smoked wееd.
I always hear about them getting sтоnеd.....

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Friend: "You could go to jail for wееd!"
Stoner: "Jail sells wееd?"

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So one day a boy asked a girl can you suск my diск, and the girl replied "No I am a vegetarian, I smoke them trees."

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After smoking a bowl, girls just wanna have funyuns.

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