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Звъни се в полицията: Звъни телефона в КГБ. В полицията звъни телефона: Ѕвони телефонот во полицијата се јавува цајканот и слуша: An old man lived alone in Tasmania. Το τηλέφωνο χτυπά στα κεντρικά της KGB. - Εμπρός.. - Εμπρός An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden. The old man wrote to his son about it and received this reply. "For Heavens SAKES Oddział terenowy Centralnego Biura Śledczego w Nowym Targu Sovyetler Birliği'nin ayakta olduğu dönemler. KGB'ye ihbar geliyor: - "Komşum Salamon bir haindir. Devletten elmaslarını saklamak için onu odunluktaki odunların içlerine gizledi." KGB anında baskın... Пише мама синові в тюрму: — "Синку Trabzonda yaşlı bir adam yaşardı. Domates ekimi için bahçeyi bellemesi gerekiyordu Egy fickó feljelentést tesz a rendőrségen: - A szomszédom udvarán 15 köbméter fa van! - De uram Csörög a telefon a KGB központjában: - Szeretném bejelenteni Itic suna la Securitate: - Alo Māte raksta dēlam uz cietumu: - Dēliņ. Pēc tam Milicijoje Kovos su grobstymais ir spekuliacija skyriuje suskambėjo telefonas: - Komjaunimo gatvės 38 namo kieme sukrauti rąstai. Rąstuose paslėpti auksiniai cariniai rubliai ir deimantai... -...
The phone rings at Federal Drug Enforcement Agency headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this the Federal Drug Enforcement Agency?"
"Yes. What can we do for you?"
"I’m calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding сосаinе in his firewood."
"Thank you, this will be noted."
Next day, the Drug Enforcement agents come over to Tom’s house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no сосаinе, swear at Tom and leave.
The phone rings at Tom’s house.
"Hey, Tom! Did the Federal Drug Enforcement guys come by?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood for you?"
"Yeah, they did."
"Okay, now it’s YOUR turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
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Звъни се в полицията: Звъни телефона в КГБ. В полицията звъни телефона: Ѕвони телефонот во полицијата се јавува цајканот и слуша: An old man lived alone in Tasmania. Το τηλέφωνο χτυπά στα κεντρικά της KGB. - Εμπρός.. - Εμπρός An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden. The old man wrote to his son about it and received this reply. "For Heavens SAKES Oddział terenowy Centralnego Biura Śledczego w Nowym Targu Sovyetler Birliği'nin ayakta olduğu dönemler. KGB'ye ihbar geliyor: - "Komşum Salamon bir haindir. Devletten elmaslarını saklamak için onu odunluktaki odunların içlerine gizledi." KGB anında baskın... Пише мама синові в тюрму: — "Синку Trabzonda yaşlı bir adam yaşardı. Domates ekimi için bahçeyi bellemesi gerekiyordu Egy fickó feljelentést tesz a rendőrségen: - A szomszédom udvarán 15 köbméter fa van! - De uram Csörög a telefon a KGB központjában: - Szeretném bejelenteni Itic suna la Securitate: - Alo Māte raksta dēlam uz cietumu: - Dēliņ. Pēc tam Milicijoje Kovos su grobstymais ir spekuliacija skyriuje suskambėjo telefonas: - Komjaunimo gatvės 38 namo kieme sukrauti rąstai. Rąstuose paslėpti auksiniai cariniai rubliai ir deimantai... -...
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