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My kid is a Geography nerd, he's 3....
He says,
"When I'm Hungary, I eat Turkey!" I can never out dad-joke this fella.

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?
Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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The doctor said I should stop eating meat immediately for health reasons...
I asked if I had to quit cold turkey.

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My daughter told me she wanted a puppy for Christmas...
I told her "you're eating turkey like everyone else".

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What's the best way to serve Turkey?
Join the Turkish Army.

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1915-17 may have been the worst years in human history for food poisoning.
1.5 million Armenians died from bad turkey.

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My family is getting worried about my consumption of deli meats, and I'm not sure what to do...
They're trying to pressure me into quitting cold turkey!

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What’s the hardest food to stop eating?
Cold turkey

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I no longer eat club sandwiches
I quit cold turkey.

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I regret joining a band with a turkey on drums.
He usually forgets his drumsticks so he has to wing it.

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My five-year-old said he wanted a kitten for Christmas.
Usually we have turkey, but why not?

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I was Hungary...
So Iran to Turkey

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Fат persons three favorite countries!??
Turkey, Hungary, & Greece

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What did the turkey that hated Spiderman say?
Goblin goblin

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Why did the foreign ministers of the Eastern Mediterranean meet?
They wanted to talk Turkey

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What's a dyslexic turkey's favorite word game?
Gobble

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