In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sеx with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sеxuаl relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s gеniтаls, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sеx for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let’s just think for a minute; is there
Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to кill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sеx with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sеx with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?).
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55% of all men who have read this post have already booked their flights to Guam, the rest are considering it
Old Granny Parkinson had won over half a million dollars in the lottery, but as she was a frail little woman her family was concerned that the shock of hearing the news might prove too much for her. Accordingly, they called in the family doctor to ask his advice.
“I’ll tell her if you like,” said the doctor. “I’ll lead up to it gradually.” The family accepted his offer gratefully, and showed him into the old lady’s bedroom. The doctor pretended to give her a routine examination and then began to chat generally of this and that, carefully leading the conversation ‘round to money. “Tell me Mrs. Parkinson,” he said, “what would you do if you suddenly came into half a million dollars?”
“Half a million?” said the old lady reflectively, “well you’ve always been very good to me, doctor, so I think I’d give half of it to you.”
And the doctor immediately collapsed and died of shock.
Three women are seated in the doctor’s office waiting room one day.
The doctor calls the first one in. When he examines her, he sees a big “Y” on her chest. He asks, “Why do you have a big “Y” on your chest?”
She replies, “That’s from my boyfriend’s sweater. You see, my boyfriend went to Yale, and when we make love he likes to wear his Yale sweater.”
“I see,” the doctor says. He completes her examination and then calls in the next woman. When he examines her, he sees a big “H” on her chest.
Again, the doctor inquires about the letter. “How did you get a big “H” on your chest?” he asks.
The woman replies, “That’s from my husband’s sweater. He went to Harvard, and when we make love he likes to wear his Harvard sweater.”
The doctor nods his head and completes her examination. He then calls in the last woman. She also has a letter on her chest, a big “M.”
“Don’t tell me,” he says. “Your boyfriend went to Michigan!”
“No,” she says. “My girlfriend went to Wisconsin.”