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Τι έχει αυτή; Num asilo de velhos Dans une maison de retraite Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner Georgette en Marcelleke wonen beiden in een bejaardentehuis An old man and old woman met after both became residents at a retirement home. They began to get pretty friendly Bob vieillit et ses enfants ont décidé de le placer dans un centre de vie assistée. Bob était d'abord réticent à y aller. La femme de Bob était décédée plusieurs années plus tôt En 92-årig man flyttade in på ett ålderdomshem där han mötte en 90-årig kvinna och det var kärlek vid första ögonkastet. Efter att ha tillbringat ett par veckor tillsammans sa mannen: - Vi har ju... Duas velhinhas resolveram fazer uma aposta para ver quem conquistaria um velhinho amigo delas: A Joana ligou para o José e disse: — Vamos assistir ao jogo amanhã. Eu pago a tua entrada C'est un couple de petits vieux qui se forme dans une maison de retraite. C'est Robert et Jacqueline. Un jour Georgette et Marcel sont pensionnaires d'une maison de retraite et ils ont une relation. Ils ont tous les deux 95 ans et ils sont cloués sur leur fauteuil roulant. Chaque soir ils ont un... Un uomo e una donna Un mos la azil ii povesteste unei colege ca raposata sotie ii tinea pu*a in maini la culcare si numai asa putea sa adoarma. Batrana miloasa ii ajuta deci si ea sa poata dormi mosul. Si intr-adevar... Senelių namuose susidraugavo du senukai. Vyras tarė: - Mes per seni Всяка вечер в Клуба на пенсионера бай Гошо има среща с баба Пена пред телевизора за любимия сериал. Докато тече сериалът
O n Fred’s 86th birthday one of his female neighbors, from down the hall in the old folks home, came into his room and unzipped his pants. She the proceeded to sтriр him of his pants and skivvies. She sat down on the bed with him and grasped his withered shlong and held him for an hour. She did this routine of undrеssing him and holding his diск for an hour, every morning of his birthday. On Fred’s 93 birthday she proceeded to disrobe him when he told her to stop.
“What do you mean you don’t want me to do it any more”, she said baffled by his actions.
“I just don’t want you to hold me anymore”, replied Fred.
“Why, is there someone else”?
“Actually there is,” Fred shamefully admitted.
“Well what does she have that I don’t have”?
“Parkinson’s”, replied Fred.
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Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.
As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.
With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a white bag on the seat next to Sally.
“What in bag?” asked the old woman.
Sally looked down at the white bag and said, “It’s a box of chocolates. I got it for my husband,”
The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.
Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:
“Good trade.”
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