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A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his diск in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go.
A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.

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Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day of…

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Theres a man and a woman the man says honey can I stick my diск in your ear, she says no it may cause me to go deaf, the man says will I'm gonna stick my diск in yo mouth so u shut the fuск up

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Cashier: Wow, haha, big plans tonight? Me: Sharon, just shut up and do your job

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Kobieta bez bolca jest stale modlaca

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I'm thinking maybe we could send him to the very middle of the Florida Everglades ... Wrapped very tightly in bacon

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My girlfriend forgiving me after I caught her with another dude

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What are those things called that you вlоw to make a wish? Sugar Daddies

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Varje kvinna har tre perioder i sitt liv:
under första perioden irriterar hon sin pappa,
under andra perioden irriterar hon sin man och
under tredje perioden irriterar hon sin svärson.

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All-female Origin crew forced to return to earth in under 11 minutes after being unable to find a parking space big enough.

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No wonder it's such a good movie. In

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This Yoga position is called

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DARLING guess what

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Would you mind wearing your Bikini? I need Hubby to mow our Lawn!

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COUGAR BARBIE She smokes, will drink you under the table and probably knows your dad

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90% of women who wear yoga pants don't do yoga. 100% of hetero men don't care

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Guys, help, is this an iPhone or an Android?

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When I pretend to offer to pay, and he actually lets me:

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