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A pregnant woman got shot 3 times and recovered, but the bullets were never found. Later she had triplets, two girls and one boy.
Many years later, the first girl came up to her mom and told about how she peed out a bullet.
The next day the second came up and the mother said,
"Lemme guess, you peed out a bullet too." She was right.
The next day her young boy came up to his mom and says,
"Mom, I'm so ashamed of what just happened" The mother replied, "Aw, honey, it's alright, your sisters peed out a bullet too, it's nothing to be ashamed of."
"No, that's not it" he said. "I was rubbing myself, and I think I shot the dog"
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I'm sending the woman I'm dating a drawing of our wedding.
And on the other side of the page her funeral so she knows what her options are.
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Guy: Hey dude I just saw this awesome movie the wife is brutally killed by a cold blooded killer and the son gets really hurt Then there's a twist and the son is kidnapped the father then begins a quest to find and save his son with the help of a mental ill female.
Girl: Sounds epic what's it called?
Guy: Finding Nemo
Girl:LOL !!!
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Man* haven't we met before?
Woman* Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD clinic
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Today I got beaten by a woman. I was in the elevator when that вusтy thing got in. I was staring at her тiтs, when she said, would you please press 1? I did. I don't know why I got beaten afterwards.
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I hear if a woman has a tongue ring, she'll probably suск your diск, and if a guy has a tongue ring... he'll probably suск your diск too.
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Apparently if I don't forward a bit of chain mail I received, a dead woman will appear in my room at 1. AM. Guess who's getting laid tonight.
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I am so intuned with women that I can read her emotions just by lookin at her hands. For example..... if she's holding a gun she chances are she might be upset.
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Did you know that, in German, ‘gross’ means large? That’s what my German girlfriend said when she first saw my реnis. I’ve also found that non-German women also use this word quite a lot.
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Dear men, if you stopped seeing your wife as a woman, it doesn't mean that all men are blind.
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One day a man walks into a whоrе house. He goes to the рiмр and says, “I want
Something different.”
The рiмр says “Well, we have one girl that loves to take it up the аss.”
“No, that’s too common. I want something different.”
“Well, have you ever tried a Hurricane Gussy?”
“I’ll be dамnеd, that is different. I’ll try that.”
The man goes up to the room and takes off his clothes. A minute later a huge
Amazon type women comes in. She starts jumping up and down, blowing as hard as
She can. The man says, “What the hеll are you doing?”
“I’m Hurricane Gussy and that is the wind coming from the Hurricane.”
“OK, I’ll buy that.”
Then she starts beating him over the head with her вrеаsтs.
“What the hеll are you doing?”
“Those are the coconuts nuts falling off the tree hittin’ you on the head.”
The man says alright. Then she stands over top of him and starts рissing all
Over him. “What the hеll are you doing?!!”
“Those are the warm rains coming from the hurricane.”
The man gets up and starts to put on his clothes. Gussy says, “Where are you
Going?”
“I’m leaving!! Who can fсuк in this weather?!”
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Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men? No phone numbers.
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They say a woman’s work is never done.
Maybe that’s why they get paid less.
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If a woman says she’s wrong, is she still wrong?
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I was in a club last night and I got approached by a rather fат butch looking woman.
She had one of those fancy designer handbags with the words ‘ GUESS ‘ on the side.
“About 90 Kgs”, I said, “And you’re a man?”
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A blonde orders a вееr.
The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.
It hits the blonde woman’s воовs and splashes all over them…
The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the вееr off her воовs.
Each time the blonde calls for another вееr this happens.
So after the third вееr, a guy decides to help the bartender out.
The next time the bartender hit her воовs, the man
Jumps up and starts to liск her вrеаsтs and she decks him!
He is lying on the floor moaning, “Jeez lady… Why do you let the bartender do it?”
“Helloooo!”, says the blonde, “He has a licker license!”
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Do you know why women in Milwaukee, Wisconsin won't drink вееr on the beach?
They don't want to get sand in their Schlitz.
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A fellow was telling his buddies that in the evenings, he goes out and drinks and carries on with women,but always goes back home by 8:00 O'clock. He describes it as "sin till 8 ting"
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