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Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.

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Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.

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Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can.
I asked, "What're you doing?"
She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"

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Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.

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Your mama so fат that when she had a lockdown in a gym she wasn't able to go through the window or the door.

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Your mommas so fат when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.

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Yo mamma so fат she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-

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Yo mama is so fат that her аss is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.

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Your mama so sтuрid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.

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Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.

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Your mama's so fат she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.

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Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals. "

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You mamma so fат that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.

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Yo mama so fат she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.

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Yo mama so fат she was the meteor that killed the dinos.

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Yo mama is so fат Donald Trump used her as the wall.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her armpits look like she's got Don King in a headlock.

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Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.

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