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Yo mama's so fат that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.

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Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!

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Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.

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You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.

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Yo mama so fат when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!

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Yo momma so fат that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.

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Yo mama is so fат, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.

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Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.

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Little Johnny, "Why are you so fат?"
Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuск ur mom she gives me a doughnut."

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she uses duct tape for band-aids.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.

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Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.

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Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.

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Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!

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Yo mama so fат she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.

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Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she smokes hams after sеx.

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Yo mama so fат, her kids come out of her all at once.

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