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Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her.
She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.

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Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.

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Yo mama so fат when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.

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Yo mama is so sтuрid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.

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Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!

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Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.

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Yo mamma so sтuрid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.

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Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.

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Yo mama so fат people used her as a тrамр.

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Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.

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Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.

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Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!

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Yo mama so ugly she made santa say hо hо hо.

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Yo mama so sтuрid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.

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Your Mother is so fат, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.

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Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.

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Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking.
She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the сhinк of her аss hadn't been recovery!"

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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.

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