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What's the difference between yo momma and a washing machine?
When I drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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Yo Momma's so sтuрid, when Pythagoras made Pi, she ate it.

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Yo mama is so thin she was nominated for miss etheopia.

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Yo mama so fат that when she jumped into the ocean, she was like what kind of kiddie pool is this?

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Yo mama so fат, she jumped in the ocean, the ocean jumped out and said "I'll wait my turn."

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Yo mama is so old her рussy is haunted

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*There is a new horror movie coming soon to cinema*
YO MAMA was so sтuрid, she watched the advert of the film and went round screaming "I've watched the new moive

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Yo mama is so sтuрid she has to set the password for her computer as ‘incorrect’ so when she types it in wrong the computer can tell her what to type.

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Yo mama so ugly she looks like you . HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Yo mamma so skinny and small, she uses a watch for a belt.

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Yo mamma so poor when it was time to move she kicked her can across tow

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Your mom is like a traffic cone
Everyone avoids hitting that sh*t

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My wife's a light eater. As soon as it's light, she eats!

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Yo Momma so dumb, her brain cells are an endangered species.

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Yo mama so fат,when she tried to commit suicide by jumping from a building,all the people shouted"NO!DONT DO IT! HAVE MERCY ON THE GROUND

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Yo mamas so ugly freddy krugger has nightmares of her

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Yo mama is so sтuрid that she tried to call Dr Pepper to discuss her health concerns.

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Yo mama is so fат whenever she wears a yellow rain coat everyone calls out TAXI

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