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Your mama so sтuрid, when she found a coin with Caesar's name on it, she tried to return it to him.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the local zoo uses drones to feed her so they don’t have to look at her face.

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Yo momma is so ugly a camel wouldn't give her a huмр on huмр day.

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Yo Momma so ugly when a cop shot at her the bullet called for backup

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Yo mama has so many STDs that after I spoke to her on the phone I got an ear infection.

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Your mama is like pump............ after awhile youll get something eventually

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Yo momma so fат, every time she farts global warming becomes worse.

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Yo mama so sтuрid she tried to play "gotcha nose" with vuldemort

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Yo Momma joined the taliban under the name YoMomma Bin Sucking

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Idiот: you b*tch your mums so dumb she bought tickets to xbox live
Class: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: you mums so dumb she tried to drown a fish
Class:ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Idiot: fuск you
Me: i would but im not gаy and your girlfriend beat you to it
Class and idiот:.....

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Yo ommas so fат i missed a whole series

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Person 1: Yo mama is really fат.
Person 2: Hey my mama has feelings you know.
Person 1: Yeah she’s mostly feeling hungry.

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Yo mama’s so dirтy she’s had more fingers inside her than a worn-out glove.

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Yo Momma so black she is the shadow

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Yo Momma so ugly now we know why SlenderMan doesn't have eyes.

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Yo' momma so ugly - when you was born you tried to crawl back in!!!

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Yo momma is so fат she can be explored as a map on Call of Duty.

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