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Yo mama so fат when she swims next to whales she sings frickin we are family!!!

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Yo moma so fат when she fell off a cliff the cliff got hurt.

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Yo momma so sтuрid when someone said вlоwjов she started blowing for 5 hours thinking she would get money

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Yo mama is so sтuрid she has to sing the happy birthday song to remember her name.

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Yo mama so fат when people saw her they yelled the earth is colliding

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Yo momma so short she can limbo under the door.

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Yo momma so short she shops at build a bear work shop For cloths

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Yo Momma is so fат, i stand before her, turn around and see her back.

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Yo momma so fат, the whole season five of Pretty Little Liars just passed by.

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Yo mama is so dirтy the only reason she wears underwear is to keep her ankles warm.

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Yo mama smells so bad when flies land on her they always throw up.

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Yo mama so sтuрid when the doctor said to burn some calories she set a fат person on fire!

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Your mom is so fат that when you put her location in a GPS it said you've reached your destination.

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Yo moms teeth are so nasty, when she smiles, it looks like she's got a set of dice in her mouth.

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Yo mama is so fат that you can only go down when she gets in a lift with you.

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Your momma went to the diet people and told them her weight and they said I asked for your weight not your phone number.

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Yo mama is so fат when she uses a lift, the lift can only go downwards.

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1. Yo mama is so fат that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
2. Yo Mama is so sтuрid that she got ran over by a parked car.
3. Yo Mama is so sтuрid she tried to drown a fish.
4. Yo mama is so fат that the only exercise she gets is when she chases the ice cream truck. 5. Yo mama is so fат that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

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