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Yo momma so fат, by the time she passes the television you're watching, you've missed 4 episodes.

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Yo mama is so dumb she suскеd a guy off for bus money and then ended up walking home.

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Q - What's the name of a Muslim mother who loves suскing diск?
A - Yo momma Bin Slobbin'.

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Yo momma is so dамn fат that when I think about her my neck brakes

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Yo mama so short
She hooked up with legos

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Yo Momma so fат the doctor told her to step on the scale and he said holy сrар thats my phone number.

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Yo mama so hairy she looks like king kongs nut sacks

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Yo momma so fат when she wears a green sweater people yell GODZILLLLLLAAAAA

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Yo momma is so fат she put on a yellow raincoat and everyone started to shout taxi

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Yo momma so ugly that when when people shoot at her the bullets go the other direction

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Yo mama so hairy, that people though they shot pictures of Bigfoot when it was her.

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Yo mamma so ugly she got arrested for showing her face.

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Yo mama so f*cking stupid
She thought chicken strips was a sтriр club for chickens

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Yo momma so sтuрid she played gotcha nose with Voldemort, she took it so seriously

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I did a marathon yesterday. Two laps around yo momma!

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Yo momma is such a hо, that she thought STD meant, "Suск This Diск !!!" ... and then she caught one

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Yo momma's so short when she gets off the bus she hits her forehead to the curb

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Yo momma is so black even batman can't see her

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