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Yo mama’s so sтuрid when she counts to 2 she she has to reach inside her вrа.

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Yo momma's so fат, when she dived into the river, she was the reason why Моsеs was able to walk across with the jews.

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1. Yo mom is so fат, she had to wear a parachute as prom dress.
2. Yo mom was so ugly when she was born, we had to feed her with a slingshot.
3. Yo mom is so nasty when she went to taco-веll, everyone started running for the border.
4. Yo mom is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and the b*tch still come back for more !!
5. Yo mom is like a door кnов, everyone gets a turn.

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Yo momma's рussy smells like onions, she hasen't gotten fu**ed in ages cuz everytime someone wants to do her they start crying

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Yo mama is so fат when she walks backwards she’s legally required to make a beeping noise.

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Yo momma so sтuрid she set out to climb Mt Dew

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Yo mama so sтuрid that she tried to play connect the dots with a scatter plot.
#NerdBurns

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Yo mama is so fат that half of her body is still in last week!

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Yo Mama is so fат she works at her local cinema as a projection screen.

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Yo mama so ugly she wore a bag and people still ran away from her

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Yo Momma is so ugly everyone commited a suicide when they saw her.

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Yo mamma is so fат, when it rains she uses the highway as a Slip,N,Slide!!

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Yo mamma so freaken ugly lady liberty looked away

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Yo Momma's so fат, she jumped in the pacific ocean, neck minute, its the pacific desert.

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Yo mama so fат when she walks past the tv when im watching doctor who i mis the whole series

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Yo mama so fат that when she fell down the stairs it played the theme song of eastenders.

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Your mum is so dumb she uses a satellite dish to try to communicate with aliens.

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Yo mama so fат, when she died, scientists recounted world population and realised 2 billion people were missing.
*Which proofs yo mama was like 2 billion people*

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