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Yo mama is so fат that when Dracula drank her blood she gave him diabetes.

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Yo mama is so fат she she said that she wanted a water bed and they had to put a blanket over the ocean

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Yo momma so sтuрid she thought маsтurватing was a type of fishing

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Yo mama is so ugly she can’t even attract mosquitos!

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Yo mama has one eye and one leg, her name is eyelean.

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Yo mama’s vаginа is so hairy when she had you,it took 5 indiana jones to find you.

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Yo momma so sтuрid when she went to Walmart she looked at the floor for the low-low prices.

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When your mom walks infront of the tv I miss 10 series

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Some bully: Your ugly
Me: Brufh are you talking to yourself
Some bully: …
Me: Trashcan is ugly and nature is beautiful.
Some bully: Wha-
Me: BOOM YOU JUST CALLED ME BEAUTIFUL.
Some bully: BRUH I DIDN'T SAY YOUR BEAUTIFUL UGH.
Me: Now your the ugly one >
Some bully: UGH FINE YOU WIN THIS

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Yo mama so fат, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

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Yo mamma so fат she brought cereal to the Superbowl, and had to watch the game from outside the stadium

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Goes swimming. All kids are screaming, "Who's going to get to the island first!

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Has to comb her back.

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Is so fат she looks at the menu in a restaurant and simply says,
"Ok."

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So fат, she needs two SD cards when she wants to save a selfie.

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Вuтт hair is so long it regularly gets stuck in her zipper.

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Armpits are so hairy she looks like she has two hippies in a headlock.

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