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Is so fат – she puts on a gray T-shirt and people mistake her for the Death Star.

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Has to wear a muzzle when she goes out for a walk.

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Even
Tapeworms have diabetes.

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When
Farts in the cinema, she gets a private viewing.

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Does your dad have this really long, bushy beard?
(No)
Oh, then I saw
At the shops yesterday.

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Collects ugly children.

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Is so fат that when the world goes down, people can still live on her.

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Why can't
Die?
She is so fат, Death can't get to her.

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Every time your dog farts in the car,
Rolls up the windows.

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Is so fат, she sits next to everybody in the cinema!

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Hunting with
Is dead easy. Whatever animal sees her gets paralyzed on the spot.

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So fат, when she walks past a television, you miss all three parts of the Lord of the Rings.

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So fат she shakes down the prices just by walking through WalMart.

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Is so ugly she can stop a mob.

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Is so old and ugly that when the Lord said, “Let there be light”, he immediately followed it with “Holy mackerel, wтf is that!”

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So mean, she uses yo mama jokes on orphans.

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Went on a diet the other week. Everybody was happy and the world hunger was over.

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Was really fат. I mean, before she was buried, the earth was still flat!

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