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Yo momma so sтuрid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

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Yo mama is so fат that she could sell shade.

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Yo mama's like a toilet - round, white and smells like s**t!

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Yo mama's so fат, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, smaller fат women orbit around her.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a вооgеr, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"

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Yo Momma's so fат, when she goes to Taco Веll, they run for the border!

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Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!

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Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.

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Yo momma's so fат...
When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!

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Yo mama is so sтuрid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.

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Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.

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Yo momma's so fат...
The animals at the zoo feed her.

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Yo mamma so sтuрid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

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Yo mama is so sтuрid that she thought starbucks are money in space.

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Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.

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Your momma so fат...
She can't even fit in the chat room.

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