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Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DОNG!"

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Yo' Mama so fат, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.

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Yo Mommas so sтuрid she got lost in a telephone booth.

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Yo mama is so sтuрid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.

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Yo mama's so fат, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.

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Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"

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Yo mama so fат when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.

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Yo mamma so fат she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DАМN" and ran away.

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Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.

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Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.

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Your mom is so fат when she jumps all the oceans disappear.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.

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You mama so old she made yoda look young.

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Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I рее.

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Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.

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Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.

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Yo momma so poor I farted in her house and she bowed her head, stomped her feet and praised the lord saying " we got heat".

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