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Yo' Mama's so fат, her scale reads "Game Over."

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she got hit by a monster truck and said, "Who pushed me?"

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Yo mama so fат she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.

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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

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Yo Mama so old...
She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.

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Yo mama's so fат that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.

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Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.

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Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!

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Yo momma so fат that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.

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Yo Momma so fат that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

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Yo Momma is so fат…
that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.

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Yo Mama So fат...
She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.

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Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.

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Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.

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Yo Mama is so fат, her аss has it's own congressman.

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Yo mama is so fат that when she asked, Why is the grass always greener on the other side? everyone replied, 'Cause you aren't standing on it.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."

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