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Yo mama is so sтuрid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

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Yo mama so sтuрid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.

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Yo mama so fат, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she went to a Clippers game to get a haircut.

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Yo' Mama so sтuрid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she got baptized at Sea World.

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Yo mama so fат when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.

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Yo mamma is so fат, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.

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Yo mama is so fат, the army used her pants for a parachute.

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Yo mama so sтuрid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

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Yo momma's so fат...
Your family portrait has stretch marks

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Yo mamma is so fат when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.

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Your mum is so fат when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.

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Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her viвrатоr drunк first.

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Yo mamas so fат that she fought a war with her own farts.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"

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