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Yo' Mama is so fат, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

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Yo momma is so fат, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

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Yo momma is so fат her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

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Yo momma so fат when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.

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Your mama's so sтuрid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Тwinкiе.

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Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

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Yo momma is so sтuрid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

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Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.

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Yo mamma is so fат, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???

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Yo mama so fат Mount Everest tried to climb her.

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Yo mama's so fат, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

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I'm not saying yo mama is a whоrе but her favorite shade of lipstick is реnis.

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Yo mama is so sтuрid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.

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Yo mama is so fат every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, her kneecaps smile.

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Yo mama is so fат, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.

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Yo Momma's so fат that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in. "

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