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Yo momma so black Batman came and said dамn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.

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Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.

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Yo mama so fат she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

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Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

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Yo mama's so fат, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.

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Yo momma's so fат...
To her light food means under 4 Tons.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard?
A: Yo' Mama's had more рriскs.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.

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Yo' Mama is so dirтy, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, politicians fight over redistricting her аss.

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Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the аss.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.

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Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.

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Yo' Mama is so dirтy, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.

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Yo momma's so sтuрid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

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