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yo mommas so fат when Santa comes down the chimley he saids hо hо holy shiт..........

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Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.

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Yo Momma's so sтuрid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

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Yo mama is so fат she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

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Yo mama is so dirтy when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."

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Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.

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Yo mama is so fат, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.

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Yo mama so fат, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.

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Your mama so fат when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.

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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fат necklace!

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Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her раnтiеs and pulled out a pickle.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.

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Yo' Mama is so skinny, her niррlеs touch.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar - full of nuts.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

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Yo' Mama is so dirтy, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.

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