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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"

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Yo momma's so fат, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

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Yo Momma so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

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Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.

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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".

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Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"

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Yo Momma SO SТUРID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.

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Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".

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Yo mama so fат, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.

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Yo momma so fат that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.

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What’s the difference between my diск and my jokes?
Women don’t laugh at my jokes.

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Yo mama so fат the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

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Yo Mama so old...
When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.

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Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.

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Yo Mama's so fат, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.

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Yo momma's so fат...
They mistake her for a country.

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Yo Momma's so fат she uses an air balloon for parachute.

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Your momma so fат...
When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.

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