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Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.

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Yo mama so fат she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!

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Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shiт out of the toilet.

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Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.

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Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.

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Your mom is so sтuрid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

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Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!

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Yo momma is so fат, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".

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Yo momma’s so fат, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.

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"Yo momma so fат they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"

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Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she brought on world hunger.

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Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.

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Yo' Mama is so short, she models for trophies.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat

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