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Yo' Mama is so fат, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.

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Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.

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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

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Do you know why your mother is called Egypt?
Because every time she shiтs she leaves a pyramid...

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Yo momma so sтuрid you have to dig for her IQ!

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Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.

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Yo Mama's so sтuрid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

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Yo mama so fат if she falls it's defcon zero.

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Yo mamma so fат and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!

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Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...

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Yo mama so fат when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.

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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.

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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.

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Yo mama so fат her воовs squirts out milk.

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What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo?
One has a big mouth and a fат аss. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.

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Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.

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Yo mama so fат when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

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Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

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