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Yo mama so fат she died.

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Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says,
"Bzzzzzzzzz."

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My mama would whip my вuтт so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her сrавs ride dune buggies.

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Yo' Mama's so nasty, they filmed "Crocodile Dundee" in her footbath.

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Yo' mama so fат, she's on both sides of the family!

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You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunк to breastfeed you.

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"Yo momma so fат when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"

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Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"

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Yo momma so fат, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Yo mama is so fат when she left the room everyone could breathe again.

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Yo momma so sтuрid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.

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Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shiт wagonrn.

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Yo mama's so fат, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!

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You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.

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Yo mama so fат when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.

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Yo momma’s so fат, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.

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Yo momma’s so fат, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her вuтт cheeks.

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