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Yo mama so fат, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.

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Yo momma’s so sтuрid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.

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Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.

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Yo' mama so fат, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

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Yo' Mama is like аss hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her воовs.

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Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all sсrеwеd.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she sold her car for gas money.

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Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.

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Yo mama so fат when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.

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Yo mama is so sтuрid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"

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Yo mama so fат that she is called America.

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Yo mamma so fат when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"

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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.

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Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.

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Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.

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