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Yo momma’s so sтuрid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.

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Your moma is so ugly... She could make medicine sick!

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Yo mamma so sтuрid she put her iPhone in the blender and thought it would turn into apple juice.

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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.

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Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.

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Yo mama is so fат they thought her вuтт was a new planet.

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Yo momma’s so sтuрid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.

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Your mama's teeth are so messed up.... I thought her tongue was in jail!

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Yo' Mama is so fат, her blood type is marinara.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.

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Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.

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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she can hula-hoop with a Fruit Loop!

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thought Boyz II Men was a military academy.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she used to work with Fred Flintstone.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

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Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.

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