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Yo mamma is sтuрid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.

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Yo mama so sтuрid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".

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Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a соск and she blows

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Yo momma’s so fат, her chairs have seat belts.

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Yo mama so sтuрid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"

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Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

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Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn

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"Yo momma so fат when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"

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Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

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Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said,
"Who turned of the lights".

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Your momma so fат...
All the restaurants in town have signs that say:
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"

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Yo mamma is so fат, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.

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Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.

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Yo mama is so fат Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!

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Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sеx change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.

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Yo mama so skinny...
She turned sideways and dissapeared

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Yo momma so fат it's not even funny anymore.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.

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