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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, you need to put your head up her аss to get her perspective.

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Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her ваlls.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thought a ribbed соndом was soul food.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its аss back.

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Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her вuтт to go to the bathroom.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when I sсrеwеd her, I burnt my аss on the light bulb.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of сrар is the bag.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she got locked in a bathroom and peed her pants.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she got stuck in the great outdoors.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.

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You''re so ugly, when yo'' mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!

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Yo mamma so sтuрid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."

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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

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"Yo momma so sтuрid she steals free bread!"

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Yo momma’s so sтuрid, she ordered her sushi well done.

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Yo mama so sтuрid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.

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