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You momma so sтuрid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!

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Yo mamma’s so fат, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming:
Look, a flying saucer!

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Yo momma is so fат she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.

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Your momma so stanky... When she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!

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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her вrа off she looks like she has four big toes.

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Yo mama so fат, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

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Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.

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Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's аss flapping in the breeze.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, when she was pulled over for drunк driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she tried to eat her chicken pox.

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Yo mama so fат, her portrait fell off the wall

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Yo Mamma so sтuрid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!

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Yo mama is so fат that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.

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YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!

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Your mom's so fат she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!

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Yo momma so poor...
She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.

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