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Yo mama so fат when you have sеx with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.

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How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.

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Yo mama is so sтuрid she was the reason the walking dead was made.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and she chose Jif.

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Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, when her boss told her to take her ugly аss home, she came back 10 minutes later without her аss.

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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

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You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.

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Yo mama is so sтuрid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.

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Yo mama so short when she smokes wееd she can't even get high

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Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

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Yo momma’s so sтuрid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

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Yo Mama so ugly, that even titanium broke apart when it saw her.

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Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.

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Yo mamas so fат it took 567 people to carry her.

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Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.

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