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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.

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Yo' mama so sтuрid, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What's new?"

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vаginа's in the Axis of Evil.

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Yo' mama so ugly, she scares blind kids away.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Sтuрid" joke book.

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Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.

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Your momma's рussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.

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Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.

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Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".

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Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.

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Yo Mama's so sтuрid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.

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Yo mama so fат you cant tell if she got a реnis or a vаginа.

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Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."

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Yo mama is so fат a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.

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Your momma's so fат that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!

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Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.

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Yo momma's so fат; she's in two time zones at the same time!

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Yo momma’s so fат, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.

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