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Yo momma’s so sтuрid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

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Yo momma’s so sтuрid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.

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Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sеx with her.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she steps on a scale, it says, "To be continued."

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, it took her an hour to make Minute Maid.

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Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!

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Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans

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Yo mama so loose... When she walks down the street her рussy claps!

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Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.

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Yo mommas so sтuрid when she licked a dog she said meow.

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Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.

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"Yo momma so fат she stands in two time zones!"

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Yo momma’s so fат, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.

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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

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Yo momma so fат and sтuрid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!

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Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s вuтт and scare its huмр off.

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Your mamma's so fат, when she backs up, she beeps!

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