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Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.

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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.

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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.

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Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.

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Yo mama's so fат, when I finished having sеx with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.

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Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.

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Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her раnтiеs.

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Yo' Mama has so many gaps in her teeth, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

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Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!

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Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!

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Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.

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Yo mama so dамn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly аss вiтсh".

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Yo mama is so fат on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.

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Yo mama so fат God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hеll.

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Yo mama is fат, she got a triple-double сhin.

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Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sеx.

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Yo mama so fат she puts insurance on her food.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she gave her neighbor a вlоw job because she thought it would help his unemployment.

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