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Yo mammas just like a video game...
Rated E for everyone.

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Yo mama so sтuрid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

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Yo momma is so sтuрid she had to use her car key to open the front door just to get in.

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Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sеx in the car, he tells her to get out.

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Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.

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Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

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Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA! "

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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there ваlls on her.

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Yo mama's vаginа is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.

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Your moms house is so poor i went to knock on her door and a roach tripped me and a rat took my walet.

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Yo mamma’s so fат that if she wants to go рiss the toilet would break!

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Yo mama's so fат, when she farted pluto's ice caps melted.

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Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she bought a book on how to read.

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Yo momma is so fат that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "ТWINКIЕ! "

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Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table ваlls go in ваlls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.

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Yo mama so sтuрid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps.

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