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Yo Momma's so fат when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

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Yo momma is so fат when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."

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Yo momma is so fат, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

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Yo mama so fат she has more rolls than a bakery.

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Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!

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Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming:
“Freak!”

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Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming:
“That’s a huge вiтсh!”

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Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

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Yo momma's so fат, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

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Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!

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Yo momma's so fат she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

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Yo mama so fат I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.

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Yo mama's so dumb that Rebecca Black taught her the days of the week.

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Yo momma So dамn fат She thought Addidas stand For [All Day I Dream About Snickers]

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Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.

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Yo momma's so fат she can't even jump to a conclusion.

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Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the соndом factory.

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Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.

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