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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she heard it was chilly out, she ran outside with a spoon.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shiт out of the toilet.

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Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

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Yo momma so fат when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"

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Yo mama so fат she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she make blind kids cry.

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Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, "What are you doing?" and she said, "I'm moving."

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Yo momma is so sтuрid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote! "

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Yo momma is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it. "

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Yo momma's so fат, she got baptized at Sea World.

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Yo momma's so fат, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

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Yo mamma so sтuрid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs

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Yo mama so sтuрid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper

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Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

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Your momma is so sтuрid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

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Yo mamma so fат she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

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1.Yo mama is so fат that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit
2. Yo mama is so fат that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
3.Yo mama is so fат that people jog around her for exercise.
4. Yo mama is so fат that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.
5.Yo mama is so fат that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
6.Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.
7.Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.
8.Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.
9.Yo mama is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her.
10.Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

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