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Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

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Yo momma's so fат, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill! "

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Yo momma's so fат, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Тwinкiе in the street.

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Yo momma's so fат, her belt size is "Equator. "

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Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.

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your mamas so fат, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

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Yo mamma so fат when she died she broke the stairway to heaven .

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Yo momma so dumb, she tried to surf the microwave

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

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Yo mama's so fат that when she sees a school bus she yells, "Stop that Тwinкiе!"

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sham.
Sham who?
No, not Yo' Mama.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sham.
Sham who?
No, not Yo' Mama.

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Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry.

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Yo momma's so fат, her вuтт has its own congressman.

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