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Yo Momma so sтuрid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, ''Wait!
Stop! Thieves! You forgot the remote!''

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Yo Momma so ugly, Santa came down the chimney and said "Но! Но! Holy sh*t!"

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Yo Momma so fат, when she stepped on a scale, Buzz Lightyear popped out and yelled, "To infinity, and Beyond! "

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Yo mamas so fат when she farted she caused global warming!

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Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.

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Yo mama so fат when stepped on a scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"

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Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."

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Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.

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Yo Momma is so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone!

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Yo mamma so sтuрid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

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Yo mama's so sтuрid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

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Yo momma is so vegan and fат...
.. That she ate a meal and got arrested for deforestation.

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Yo momma is do dumb when two robbers stole her tv she chased after them saying you forgot the remote

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Yo mama so dumb she tried to get a iPhone from the eye doctor

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Your mama's like a roller coaster...she has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time!
Your mama's like a roller coaster...she has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time!

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How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she got busted at the airport for having 200 pounds of сrаск.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a walrus?
A: One has whiskers and smells of fish; the other one's a walrus.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a walrus?
A: One has whiskers and smells of fish; the other one's a walrus.

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