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Yo' Mama is so fат, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she uses pillowcases for socks.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo?
A: One has a big mouth and a fат аss. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo?
A: One has a big mouth and a fат аss. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a chicken?
A: A chicken lays eggs, and Yo' Mama lays everything else.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a chicken?
A: A chicken lays eggs, and Yo' Mama lays everything else.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hotel?
A: Nothing. They both specialize in serving out of town businessmen.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hotel?
A: Nothing. They both specialize in serving out of town businessmen.

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Yo' Mama is like a vacuum cleaner: she suскs, blows, and gets rolled in the closet.

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Q: What's the difference between a pair of new jeans and Yo' Mama?
A: New jeans are always tight.
Q: What's the difference between a pair of new jeans and Yo' Mama?
A: New jeans are always tight.

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Q: What sеxuаl positions make the ugliest babies?
A: I don't know - ask Yo' Mama.
Q: What sеxuаl positions make the ugliest babies?
A: I don't know - ask Yo' Mama.

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Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard?
A: Yo' Mama's had more рriскs.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard?
A: Yo' Mama's had more рriскs.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she leaves stretch marks in the bath tub.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she looks up, it starts to rain.

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Your Mama's so fат that when she went to school she sat next to the whole class!
Your Mama's so fат that when she went to school she sat next to the whole class!

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up on the mirror.

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Your mama's so fат she went on an airplane and it turned into a boat.
Your mama's so fат she went on an airplane and it turned into a boat.

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Your mama's cooking is so bad, that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door.
Your mama's cooking is so bad, that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door.

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Yo mamma's so fат, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Yo mamma's so fат, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale?
A: About 10 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale?
A: About 10 pounds.

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