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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet, they had to install speed bumps.

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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

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Yo' Mama is so dumb, she stuck the phone up her вuтт and thought she was makin' a воотy call.

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Yo' Mama is such a drunк, if it weren't for the olives in martinis, she would starve.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."

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Yo' Mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she broke the family tree.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was a kid, they fed her with a slingshot.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she took her remote control to the movies.

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Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, people look forward to her farts.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, I take laps around her for exercise.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.

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