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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.

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Yo' mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died!

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Yo momma's so fат, even Dora can't explore her.

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Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!

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Yo momma's so fат, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!

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Yo momma's so fат, she wakes up in sections.

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Yo momma's so fат, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family! "

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Yo momma's so fат and old, when Моsеs wanted to part the Red Sea, he told her to do a cannon ball.

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Yo Momma so sтuрid, she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

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Yo Momma so fат, she walked in front of the TV, and I missed 3 episodes.

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Yo Momma so fат, she steps on a scale and makes my phone number come up.

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Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

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Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

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Yo mama is so fат that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

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Yo mamma is so sтuрid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to turn green.

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Yo momma is so fат she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.

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1. Yo mama so sтuрid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
2. Yo mama so fат I took a picture if her last Christmas (2013) and its still printing.
3. Yo mama so fат when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

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Santa Claus was never laughing, he was just calling out your momma's name.

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