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Yo mamma is so fат, the only good grade she got in school was an "A" in lunch.

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Yo momma so fат, the entire Bolton family had to marry her.

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Yo momma so sтuрid, she hired Walder Frey as a Wedding Planner.

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Yo mama like a penny: two faced, worthless and in everybody’s pants

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Yo momma so ugly she had to get the baby drunк so that she could вrеаsт feed it

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Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch Gardens."

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Yo momma so dumb when I said,
"Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

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Yo momma is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said,
"Oh noooo!"

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Yo mama is so fат when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, “Sorry, we don’t do curtains."

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Yo mamma's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.

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Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!

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Yo mama is so sтuрid!!!! she yelled into a envelope bcuz she was trying to send a VOICEMAIL...

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Yo mama is so fат that when she sits on the toilet it starts saying a,b,c,d,e,f,g,get your fат аss off of me.

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Tell yo mamma to stop changing lipstick Colors because she's turning my d*ck into a rainbow

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Yo Momma so sтuрid she thought Jolly Ranchers were gаy cowboys.

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What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.

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Yo mama so fат the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

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Yo mama so fат her аsshоlе was a black hole.

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