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Yo Momma's teeth are so bad...
The dentist sent her to the city roads repair department.

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Whenever my mom is losing an argument Mom: For 9 Months I Carried You.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she got stabbed in a drive-by.

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Yo' mama so fат, she has a real horse on her polo shirt.

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Yo' mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her тiтs fell off!

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Yo mama's like a door handle, everyone gets a turn!

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Yo' mama so old, I had to poke around for an hour to find the right wrinkle.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she has to lather up with a Tickle Me Elmo.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a hое down and dropped to the floor.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, if you put your ear to her вuтт, you can hear the ocean.

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Yo' Mama is like a gas station: pump and pay.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out a basement window.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she has to use a telephone pole as a тамроn.

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Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.

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Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she reported her stolen сrаск to the cops.

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Yo Mama's such a вiтсh, РМS cheers her up.

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Yo mama's so fат, even Sherpas can't climb her.

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