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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the сrавs fresh.

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Yo' Mama is so skinny, when she tripped and hit the curb, she shattered.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she waxed her modem to try to make it faster.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she sits on a quarter, she squeezes a вооgеr out of George Washington's nose.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the shadow of her вuтт weighs 50 pounds.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, instead of wearing Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' dad only takes her out on Halloween.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, her stomach gets home 30 minutes before she does.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, they put her in a tinted incubator when she was born.

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Yo' Mama's so fат, she uses Interstate 95 as a slip and slide.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, a beeper goes off whenever she backs up.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she fell in love and broke it.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, if brains were dynamite, she couldn't вlоw her nose.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only thing she turns on is the TV.

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Yo' Mama's breath is so stanky, it's like her tongue farted.

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